URGENT!

Boy just snuck up behind me as I was catching up on the fabulous Goose and Gander, and savaged my neck. He asked me very politely (while pinning my arms to the chair) what I would like him to do if he were to do a long, formal scene tonight.

SO! If you are lookin' at this on the afternoon of the day it is posted, please! You have an opportunity to help make me a writhy, beggy, moany little Switch.

Comment with your ideas, you twisted fuckers.

Make me regret this post.