Police Brutality

Once upon a time, I and my strapping accomplice took a boy in off the street.

I threatened him with points,



And I threatened him with my pistol,



He was tied,



And he was frightened,



And hurt by my strapping accomplice,



And he was touched,



Deeply,



And it was good.






No boys were, in fact, kidnapped or harmed, nor any actual firearms used, during this production.
They were hurt quite a bit, though, and had trouble putting on their jeans the next day.
And they dripped all over my floor, too.